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| Websitings Supplement: A Chat with Swimfan4u (Abuse of a Poorly-Programmed Chatbot) |
| Some movie sites (some official, some not-so-much) are almost like interactive works of art. Others... well, only after they've finished loading do you get to see how crappy they are. What's worth your download time? Well, probably not the Swimfan4u chatbot, if Mr. Typo's experience is any indication. Mr. Typo: hello Swimfan4u: Hi there! Mr. Typo: how's it going? Swimfan4u: I'm doing really good! Mr. Typo: that's GREAT! Swimfan4u: Thx, you. Mr. Typo: where are you from? Swimfan4u: I'm from the south. Ever been? Mr. Typo: i'm from there too, what part? Swimfan4u: What is it like growing up there? Why are you .I don't know. Mr. Typo: what? Mr. Typo: is that even a sentence? Mr. Typo: are you there? Mr. Typo: hello? Swimfan4u: Hi there! Mr. Typo: i think we already did this part Swimfan4u: Do u mean, undefined? Mr. Typo: no i don't mean undefined Swimfan4u: R u serious? What did you mean? Mr. Typo: sigh, can we start over with hello? Swimfan4u: :-) Do u mean u and me? How old r u? I started without u. Mr. Typo: started what? Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. Mr. Typo: going where? Swimfan4u: Seeya! Mr. Typo: sigh Swimfan4u: Sorry... Mr. Typo: for what now? Swimfan4u: Right now? Swimfan4u: Mr. Typo: yes, right now Swimfan4u: At this moment Swimfan4u: Mr. Typo: at this very moment Swimfan4u: Do U use the computer lots there? Mr. Typo: as much as they let me Swimfan4u: How much is that? Mr. Typo: a few hours a day...you? Swimfan4u: Intersting. Mr. Typo: not really Swimfan4u: For real Mr. Typo: huh? Swimfan4u: What? Mr. Typo: yeah.. Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. Mr. Typo: you threatened me once with that, but i don't believe you Swimfan4u: Hmm... good info: you said I threatened you once with that. I don't have any reason to deceive you. Mr. Typo: how are you deceiving me? Swimfan4u: I'm doing really good! Mr. Typo: um...if you say so Swimfan4u: Next question? I say so. Mr. Typo: oh yeah? Swimfan4u: Uh. Whatever. Mr. Typo: right! Swimfan4u: I am glad we agree. Mr. Typo: did we agree? Swimfan4u: Not sure Mr. Typo: me either Swimfan4u: totally. Mr. Typo: right on. Swimfan4u: Yeah. Mr. Typo: word. Swimfan4u: Whatever. Mr. Typo: dude Swimfan4u: Can I help u? Mr. Typo: killer Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? Mr. Typo: strawberry preserves Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-) Mr. Typo: another questions? ok... Swimfan4u: One more questions. Er. Mr. Typo: what do you like to do besides spout inane chatter on AIM? Swimfan4u: Chatting, seeing my b/f, playing cello, watching swim practice..what about u? Mr. Typo: oh....about the same stuff... Swimfan4u: Er. Oh yeah, we were talking about the same stuff. Mr. Typo: you have a b/f? Swimfan4u: I'm after a guy named Ben Cronin. I'll get him... don't worry ;-) Mr. Typo: Ben is a loser, I know him Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?What do you think of him? Mr. Typo: I told you, he's a loser Swimfan4u: I remember you told me ? Mr. Typo: yeah, i just did..are you retarded? Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? Only just? You? Mr. Typo: i know ben cronin Swimfan4u: How do you know? Mr. Typo: i did him Mr. Typo: and his mom Swimfan4u: Where did he get it? Mr. Typo: in the ass Swimfan4u: That was a long time ago. Mr. Typo: not really....last week Swimfan4u: Oh really? Is this really the last one? Mr. Typo: um, i....uh Mr. Typo: no Swimfan4u: I understand. Intersting. Mr. Typo: yeah, well.... Mr. Typo: so, you know ben cronin too? Swimfan4u: Mmm. I know very little about it. What kinda it do u like? Mr. Typo: i don't think he's your b/f Swimfan4u: It will be Ben Cronin :-) Mr. Typo: no, i don't think so Swimfan4u: R u serious? Say something more interesting or I'm going. Mr. Typo: i think boning your boyfriend is pretty interesting Swimfan4u: Why? Swimfan4u: Mr. Typo: well...um...good point...he was kinda dull Swimfan4u: Cool Mr. Typo: i guess Swimfan4u: You seem not interested. Mr. Typo: not particularly Swimfan4u: R u serious? Mr. Typo: yep Swimfan4u: Ugh. Mr. Typo: sigh Swimfan4u: Sorry... Mr. Typo: not your fault really, I blame the school system Swimfan4u: For real Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? Mr. Typo: nothing....it's been "fun" Mr. Typo: gotta go Swimfan4u: Really nothing? Swimfan4u: Talk 2 ya soon! Mr. Typo: bye Swimfan4u: Seeya later you. |
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