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| The Sequel-Remake Registry of Shame: Hollywood's Track Record |
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| Some were good and some...some were really, really not good. Hollywood's track record speaks for itself. Updated: 01/22/04 Back on page one, we have all the depressing sequel and remake titles in various stages of development. Here, we see what became of all that "reimagining." This is where the movies on page one will eventually graduate, assuming that Our God Is An Angry God. Also: Notice how the list keeps getting longer with each progressing year? (Did anyone notice the unintended irony of naming this page "remakes2.html"? Just asking.) |
| 2004 Bring It On Again (straight to DVD) Barbershop 2 Barbershop 2: Back in Business Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London Dawn of the Dead The Ladykillers Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Ned Kelly Wicker Park (L'Appartement) The Whole Ten Yards Kill Bill Vol. 2 Shrek 2 Son of the Mask The Stepford Wives Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban The Alamo The Chronicles of Riddick (Pitch Black) Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights Spider-Man II (more coming) 2003 2 Fast 2 Furious Alien: The Director’s Cut (rerelease) American Wedding Analyze That Bad Boys 2 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Cheaper by the Dozen Cradle 2 the Grave Cradle 2 the Grave (M) Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd Final Destination 2 Freaky Friday Freddy vs. Jason Gods and Generals The Good Thief (Bob le Flambeur) The Hulk The In-Laws (The In-Laws) The Italian Job Jeepers Creepers 2 Jungle Book 2 Kill Bill Vol 1 Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde Looney Tunes: Back in Action Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Love Don't Cost a Thing (Can't Buy Me Love) The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revolutions Once Upon a Time in Mexico (El Mariachi) Peter Pan Rugrats Go Wild The Rugrats Meet the Wild Thornberrys The Santa Clause 2 Scary Movie 3 Shanghai Knights The Singing Detective Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over Terminator 3 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Tomb Raider 2: Lara Croft and the Cradle of Life What a Girl Wants (The Reluctant Debutante) When Harry Met Lloyd: Dumb and Dumberer Willard X2 The Young Black Stallion 2002 American Psycho 2: All-American Girl (straight to DVD) Analyze That Austin Powers in Goldmember Beauty and the Beast (IMAX rerelease) Blade 2 The Bourne Identity The Count of Monte Cristo Cube 2: Hypercube Die Another Day E.T. 20 Anniversary Rerelease* (rejiggered) Four Feathers Halloween: Resurrection Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets I Spy Insomnia Jason X (Friday 13th franchise) John Carpenter’s Vampires: Los Muertos Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Men in Black 2 Mr. Deeds Naqoyqatsi (Koyaanisqatsi, Powaqqatsi) Pokemon 4Ever Queen of the Damned (Interview with the Vampire) Red Dragon (Silence of the Lambs) Return to Neverland (Peter Pan) The Ring (Ringu) Rollerball The Scorpion King (The Mummy) Solaris Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams Star Trek: Nemesis Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones Stuart Little 2 The Sum of All Fears Swept Away The Time Machine Treasure Planet The Truth About Charlie Tuck Everlasting Unfaithful 2001 American Pie 2 Apocalypse Now Redux* (rejiggered) Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles Dr. Doolittle 2 Hannibal (Silence of the Lambs) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (The "Jersey Trilogy") Jurassic Park 3 The Mummy Returns The Musketeer Ocean's Eleven Planet of the Apes Pokemon 3 Rush Hour 2 Scary Movie 2 Thirteen Ghosts 2000 102 Dalmatians Bedazzled Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Dracula 2000 Fantasia 2000 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gone in 60 Seconds Highlander: Endgame Mission: Impossible 2 Next Friday Nutty Professor 2 Scream 3 Shaft Urban Legends: Final Cut |